THE UNREQUITED LOVE POTION
I have finally delved into Sex Magick. It has been a long time coming. Of all magicks this one just really appeals to me. The following recipe is for a potion that I have invented myself. It probably works.
This potion is to be used when you’re head over heels for someone who is just not that into you. I am calling it a potion, but this is really just a drink with magickal ingredients and some chanting done over it. The fact that it is just a drink is what helps you win your heart’s desire. You see this potion isn’t for you it’s for your uninterested sweetheart. It’s rather hard to encourage most people to drink a potion, but a drink? Man who’s going to say no to a drink?
Actually I am making this sound like it is going to be really easy to get this babe to drink this. It might be hard, but only if you don’t follow my advice. When they see it they will probz say “ew wtf?!” at this point in the interaction you must say, “nah it’s all good, it’s a traditional recipe passed down through the generations in my family.” Now act like you’ll be totally offended if they say no and follow that with, “it’s really good for you.”
They won’t be able to say no now. Winner. And the best thing is, is that they only need to take one sip for the full effects to kick in.
And now to deal with another possible dilemma. This potion works best with crushes who are likely to want to come around to your house, or people you live with. But if your crush does not frequent your fixed abode do not fret. Just put the potion into a thermos and bring the love to them.
Shot of whisky
Juice of a lemon (plus a slice for garnish)
Ground coriander (grind up some seeds yourself with a mortar and pestle that shit is totz witchy)
2 cloves of garlic (crushed)
An amount of minced onion
A drop of your blood
A vial of your salty heartbroken tears
That’s quite a list I know. But these are all very important; you can’t leave any of them out. Coriander, garlic, onions, pepper and chilli have all been considered to inflame the passions throughout the ages and are frequently used in other sex magick potions (probably). The blood and tears are obvious. Alcohol brings down inhibitions yada yada. But this guy, asafoetida powder…great stuff. It is also known as the devil’s herb and is one of the top 100 black magick ingredients. If none of the other ingredients work this shit will don’t worry. It will aid your crushes digestion too (you told them it’d be good for them!)
Boil the kettle, add all ingredients into a mug, add the hot water, stir and garnish.
While you are doing all of this you MUST repeat the following incantation in a mumble: “By the powers of sex magick make (insert crushes name) mine forever.”
Now that it’s prepared serve hot and just wait. Within moments your crush will probably become your lover.
Keep it real and play safe guys